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boner trap

When a guy gives up his happiness or possibility at success in order to bone a girl.
Jimmy: Yeah he didn't want to join our team because he wanted to be with Jennifer.
Corey: Dude, he got boner trapped.
by coherency September 5, 2018
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Jonah Boner

Jonah is a caring human that will be there for you almost all the time. He loves to do drugs and have a good time but is also very generous to the people around. He loves cats and to smoke weed, pretty much just a laid back guy. He likes to hang out with an older group then him and does not play many sports. He is not good at driving so dont be on the road with jonah boner or in the car with him. Everyone loves him and loves to make fun of him like the term "Jonah Boner".
Remember Jonah Boner from highschool?

Jonah Boner helped me today.
by skytar December 5, 2017
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status boner

sometimes referred to as "SB"; when someone is attracted to another person because of the title(s) that they hold
Remi: Wow, he's really hot.

Ryan: You just think he's hot because he's the captain of the lacrosse team.
Remi: I think you're right, total status boner.
by AwkwardCookie April 5, 2015
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Nose Boner

When your nose sticks out over your face mask, you have a Nose boner
Walking through the grocery store, looking at all these nose boners.
by boymom_3 July 30, 2020
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Boner eyeball

The act of taking a boner to the eyeball
So I was blowing this guy and we were getting so into it that his boner popped out of my mouth and poked me in the eye. Third boner eyeball this week...
by NatMitchAl October 5, 2015
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Boner Depressant

When your sexual desires are ruined from a certain situation happening causing you to lose your excitement.
Man, having my girl talking about the holocaust last night really gave me a boner depressant.
by FutonDryer May 9, 2018
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Boner Activation

When A Male Only Physically Needs Just Enough Attention And Sexual Action From A Female To Get To The Peak Of His Boner.
"No Baby I Don't Want Sex, I Just Need Some Boner Activation."
by Awesome McAwesomeeeee January 21, 2012
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