Joe: yo, did you read chapter six last night?
Will: nah, im so fucked in class
Joe: who cares? you missed a crazy word boner
Will: OH SHIT i should go read it now!
Will: nah, im so fucked in class
Joe: who cares? you missed a crazy word boner
Will: OH SHIT i should go read it now!
by the beached whale May 13, 2014
When a person gets a boner from someone’s words over text. This is the worst boner because someone got hard to words.
by Mid12:00Night October 08, 2020
When a person gets a boner from someone’s words over text. This is the worst boner because someone got hard to words.
by Mid12:00Night October 08, 2020
Sort of like autopilot but when a guy gets horny with a girl and loses any sense of conscious thought and thinks with his dick instead of his brain.
by Waltzer_ March 24, 2016
A gathering of people who have a hard on for feeling like they're saving the day. This festival typically takes place among the various fields of Emergency Services. Too many units respond to a scene and everyone gets a hard on and measures the size of their dicks. Talking over each other on the radio, unnecessarily calling for a life flight bird, running emergency traffic to non emergency calls, etc."
You can typically expect a Boner Fest of enormous proportions when there is a house fire, vehicle fatality, and of course the timeless unidentified liquid sitting on the side of the road in a jug. Could be piss, could be a nuclear chemical but hells bells who cares? I'm driving this fire truck out there with my dick hard as a rock until I get to the bottom of this.
You can typically expect a Boner Fest of enormous proportions when there is a house fire, vehicle fatality, and of course the timeless unidentified liquid sitting on the side of the road in a jug. Could be piss, could be a nuclear chemical but hells bells who cares? I'm driving this fire truck out there with my dick hard as a rock until I get to the bottom of this.
"all the units are on scene and it's a damn boner fest."
"Don't tone out the fire department or it will turn into a boner Fest."
"Don't tone out the fire department or it will turn into a boner Fest."
by Madam Poochaneenie June 13, 2017
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