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asshole

An Asshole is a person who habitually offends, is rude to, or is demeaning of others and thinks that there is nothing wrong with their actions. Assholes believe they and their needs and desires are more important than others and therefore they rationalize that they are fully justified in whatever they do or say. As a result, an Asshole believes that if there is any real problem then it resides on the part of their victims rather than being something of their own creation. As a group, Assholes comprise a large subset of Narcissists. But while all Narcissists are indeed Assholes, not all Assholes are Narcissists. Their motto might be: “Being an Asshole means never having to say you’re sorry.”
My Doctor acts as like a real asshole when he treats my medical issues as no big deal.
by DaveTheNerd September 14, 2017
mugGet the assholemug.

nine assholes

Phrase used to describe someone who is being the most idiotic or irritating person you have ever seen, so much that calling them an asshole would be an underestimation. Asshole times nine.
That driver is being nine assholes, she just ran a red light while talking on her phone and then flipped me off when I honked my horn at her.
by sarcasticallybrilliant June 16, 2018
mugGet the nine assholesmug.

Asshole light

The asshole light was out and so the car flunked the inspection.
by anonymous October 18, 2023
mugGet the Asshole lightmug.

Asshole Slin

Asshole, Refurring to the Anus on the buttox. Slin Refurring to skinny or narrow. Asshole Slin-Skinny/Narrow Anus .
Anna-Fuck You
Alyssa-Dumb Bitch
Anna-Shut the fuck up asshole slin.
mugGet the Asshole Slinmug.

Asshole eyes

Asshole eyes is when the skin around the eyearea is notiably darker than the rest of the face, resembling the darker skin surrounding most people’s assholes(unless they be bleaching dat thang)
Damn Felicia, have you ever heard of concealer? Your asshole eyes are popping!
by Barbiegirl91 May 21, 2018
mugGet the Asshole eyesmug.

asshole

1. Person which is intentionally mean to you and targeting you for no reason.
2. Moderator banning you just because you exist.
1. Oh yeah, he is just being an asshole.
2. I got banned by that asshole for no reason again.
by Ondrashek06 May 24, 2020
mugGet the assholemug.

Bong asshole sneeze

When you made some great food and it makes your asshole sneeze out ouf excitement for whats to come
This food looks great , Bong asshole sneeze.
by Hamcandle January 13, 2020
mugGet the Bong asshole sneezemug.

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