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Christiane

Is the sexiest motherfucktresse in the world. She takes shit from nobody. Is always the smartest intellectual in the room. She is bad as hell
Dammm… she Christiane’d that
by Bgjbcdh September 12, 2021
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Christian

n. and adj. (of) a follower of the life and teachings of Jesus Christ, even though there are sects of this it still makes you a Christian. A Christian is a spiritual person who doesn't sin but admits they did, is morally perfect, often part of a strict church with way too many prohibitions and often is crusading against non-believers saying how sinful they are, and also they hold it by faith resulting from all their life doubting when they no longer doubt and often get special treatment because their religion prohibits things people would normally do, those hat-wearing people deviating from the world.
Christian comes knocking at the door,
Answer: not interested!
Slams door in the Christian's face.
by King Charles Evergreen September 18, 2021
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Cooter Christian

A person who fundamentally changes their religious beliefs (in favor of Christianity) in order to slide in with a girl.
Damn, Justin has been going to church a lot lately.

Yeah it’s because of Jennifer. He’s a classic cooter Christian.
by KiwiLover69 September 22, 2021
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Catholic Christianity

Use to describe only the best types of Catholics
The almighty Catholic Christianity is better then all you guys combined
by The Almighty Catholic October 18, 2021
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Christian

christian is the most prefect person ever <3
by planetluv October 18, 2021
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Christian

He is super hot and has a huge c0ck and gives the best sex
christian is amazing in the bed
by cnudles October 19, 2021
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