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shit show

A television show you turn on for young children when you have to poop but can’t trust them not to burn down the house or kill each other without supervision. “Shitters” often spend the next 30 minutes sitting on the toilet wondering why they had kids in the first place.
The kids were being so bad I had to put on a shit show so I could poop in peace.
by Khahnman August 1, 2022
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kissy show

A demon in the form of a kid's show deviered from the depths of hell.

A YouTube Kids channel so bizarre it is scientifically known to actively reduce human and animal IQ. It's true reason for existence is unknown, however it is common believed to be an ARG. Even if you want to torture yourself, this is not the answer. Even Hitler wouldn't deserve this horror. No-one would.

If you have seen the monstrosity that is 'kissy show', please seek medical attention IMMEDIATELY.

In all seriousness, please go report the channel. Please. 😫🙏🙏💓
Maryam: Wow, your kid is quiet today!

Alisia: Yeah! I put this kids thing on for my child- they call themselfs 'Kissy Sho' --

Maryam: Ninewunwun thisischildharassment

Cops: Ah yes, code Kissy Show... That's 95 years ma'am.
by synonym1 February 2, 2024
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Show

A show is someone who is fake as heck and when they with there other friends they show out wih them and they talk trash about you
Yo Miranda that girl next you is a whole show.
by Yagirlmiaaaaaah November 26, 2018
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Banana show

A popular act in sex shows around the world. Particularly the Red Light District in Amsterdam. A woman peels a banana and inserts it inside her vagina and audience members are selected to eat it out of her. ( This is something I witnessed with my own eyes not folklore or urban legend or what I heard from some guy)
“We’re going to the red light district to watch a Banana show”
by El Bee February 1, 2025
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Show rage

Show rage is the feeling of anger you have when watching or participating in a reality TV show.
I couldn't contain my show rage while watching big brother. Gordon Ramsey needs to control his show rage when dealing with his contestants.
by Pixietail April 22, 2020
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HOW WAS THE SHOW?!

The best way to save oneself from getting called short.
Fan: Oh my gawd I'm taller than-

Rapper: "HOW WAS THE SHOW?!"
by chadzillacheetoface August 15, 2024
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show and tell

Besides da classic "supposedly for giving schoolchildren practice/confidence in public speaking" action (but which actually scares da crap outta many kids and/or causes lower-income students to feel jealous of da more-affluent ones who have nicer/fancier possessions to proudly display), this expression also refers to either of two "displaying da merchandise" actions:
(1) Where Person A lets Person B view one or more of Person A's intimate body-parts --- with da understanding dat said reveal is supposed to be kept confidential, of course --- but then either Person A or Person B goes and blabs about said private-area exposure to one or more other people, causing humiliation and/or repercussions to one or both "Persons", or
(2) Where Person A lets Person B view one or more of Person A's intimate body-parts in exchange for Person B's verbally revealing to Person A one or more secrets dat he would otherwise not divulge.
One good way to get a normally-modest chick to let you see her boobs/butt is to offer to help her with her homework or some other task dat she does not possess da knowledge and/or mental/emotional capabilities to tackle on her own, but insist dat she agree to a "show and tell" contract --- i.e., a deal wherein she agrees to let you view her "goods" in exchange for your putting in da time/effort to tell her da vital bits of info dat she needs in order to complete said drudgerous task.
by QuacksO April 17, 2021
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