mikes laneway

a group of laneways in toronto that have been extremely vandalised and tagged up. large groups of teenagers meet here to smoke, drink, and hide/sell stolen goods.

Man 1: "yo, we 'bout to go down to mikes laneway and get smashed, you wanna come?"
Man 2: "yeye, i need to sell this ipod i just stole"

by Vlademir December 12, 2008

Mike

slang for a pedo with an inferiority complex

that Mike in the beat-up Civic tried to flirt with my son again

by th3machin3 March 8, 2022

Mike Macklin

Mike formally know as Sam macklin's part contact.

" Hi Mike Macklin speaking. , Hi Mike Macklin, Its Sam macklin here. Can you help with this part? No fuckin talk to Corey "

by Kroc west July 31, 2025

AOL Mike

A guy that frequent users of AOL UK chatrooms know about!
He's said the same line for the last few years.

AOL Mike:
Mikec00566: do you know anyone with hearing aids, i wear 2

by Sharloid December 24, 2008

Mike Horsfall

A person that says they’re just being sus to hide the fact they are actually gay

Person 1: Idk man, Todd says he’s just being sus to be funny but I think he might be gay

Person 2: Yeah he’s definitely a Mike Horsfall

by GrannysWetStrapOn February 28, 2022

sisheng (sometimes mike)

a motha'fuckin' wimpy twig bitch who flinches at napkins and cant make deviled eggs to save a life

Sisheng (sometimes mike) is a motherfucking bitch that can't cook.

by squigglyb November 23, 2021

Mike

A sexy man child, who always gives good candy to children.

Idfk mike is hot

by Mansexychild September 15, 2021