by Mytouchie October 14, 2019

The ability to abstain from watching YouTube during flights as you must put your smartphone (and tablet) on flight mode whilst still being unable to abstain from watching YouTube outside flights.
Every time I board a plane, I experience serious Flight Mode FOMO, knowing I can't watch my favorite YouTube videos while still scrolling through my playlist for hours after landing.
by Emotional Cruiser July 29, 2025

by anonymous July 18, 2024

To be constantly sacked from the most menial, mundane jobs in the universe and live life on the dole.
Going "Monk Mode" often involves have a tiny, flaccid penis and trying to fornicate with quails.
Going "Monk Mode" often involves have a tiny, flaccid penis and trying to fornicate with quails.
A: "Have you heard about Pete? He lost his job AGAIN"
B: "Yep, I saw him going to the Job Centre with a bag full of quails. He's gone Monk Mode"
B: "Yep, I saw him going to the Job Centre with a bag full of quails. He's gone Monk Mode"
by SkrrtRussell May 15, 2025

1. “My light mode is on red.”
2. “God please help, the light is too bright… and tell them to stop telling me to touch grass! Ahhh!”
2. “God please help, the light is too bright… and tell them to stop telling me to touch grass! Ahhh!”
by Polistic April 26, 2024

by Virus226 March 21, 2019

Doing something ludicrous. Whether it be an insane trick in sports, talking to your crush, or anything else you can think of that's unusual or just straight up insane. Be it good or bad.
by DudeBroKowski December 10, 2024
