Weed

The best shit humans have discovered
Something that fucks you up without actually fucking you up

Chill out Tyrone my nigga smoke some weed

by Andrew Tate Cheesy Bald Head January 4, 2026

Dildo Weed

When some is a complete ass hole or dumbass for no fucking reason but to be one.

Why are you such a dildo weed!

You see the new kid he was acting like a complete dildo weed towards me.

by Timmyturnt January 8, 2026

Weed Water

THC infused seltzer.

Stop at the liquor liquor store. I want to get some weed water for the party

by SandyinFlorida January 10, 2026

Weed Man

When a person is promoted to a Lead Man Position at work. Then decides to smoke weed at work. Becoming lazy and useless.

Becoming a Weed Man leads to smoking the Weedum, which leads to over Eatum, which leads to becoming Fatum, which turns you into a Ratum.

by Gold Standard 1 January 14, 2025

Ignoriance of the weed

Stonerfication of "Ignorance," but includes an active, willful element as pertains to non use of marijuana.
Often a playful, chiding reprimand intended to provoke immediate inhalation of marijuana smoke.

Katie: "I charge you with ignoriance of the weed!"
Lisa: "I refute it thus:" *Takes a toke* *Blows the smoke*

by k80theshade February 18, 2025

Weed

The cure to cancer. Soon to be classified as a legal medicine

I am prescribing you an oz of weed for you migraines

by weedisnotbad November 23, 2021

body weed

body weed is the pot that puts you to sleep

"This shit is some real body weed."

by LK253 June 2, 2023