urban dictionary

a place where sad, lonely ass motherfuckers like myself go and make up shitty ass definitions on themselves to look cool

" Do you know that website Urban Dictionary ?"

"Yeah , where those sad, lonely ass motherfuckers go and make up shit about themselves."

by AnonCunt July 3, 2014

Urban Tomato

An urban tomato is a special genus of the tomato plant grown in the high CO2, low-light environment of a city. Once picked, the tomatoes must be ogled for three days straight whereupon they may ripen.

Gangsta thugs best wear reflector-shades when ogling urban tomatoes or the fruit is liable to redden and blossom prematurely

by Sir Alan Titchmarsh July 15, 2014

Urban Dictionary

A website that can save you from embarrassing conversations with your peers as well as awkward moments on google when you realize that you just looked up some messed up shit.

P1: Hey, do you know what a blumpkin is?
P2: Ask Urban Dictionary.
P1: Why?
P2: Once you look it up, you'll know.

by chicky noodles August 6, 2014

Urban Blast

When a person tries to innocently check Urban Dictionary to get a laugh when the only thing their able to find is repeated posts about "popular and/or hot celebrities" that teenage girls post.

Bro, I tried to study Urban Dictionary last night, but I got Urban Blastedoff the site.

by Hart07 August 24, 2014

Urban Dictionary

A place where those hoping to get their words defined get shunned and turned away because they are not relating to toilet humor. A place where those hoping to get their words defined have to go through a committee of people who rule with an iron fist, not unlike the Third Reich of Germany.

Urban Dictionary used to be fun, like making movies, but the people who run it nowadays are the same type of bloodthirsty, parasitic people who take pride in shoveling their own personal misfortunes out on others via the internet.

by RV There Yet September 4, 2014

Urban Dictionary

A site where everybody searches their name to find the real meaning of it.

"Dude, what does that name mean?"

"I don't know, search it on the Urban Dictionary"

by NSA® October 16, 2014

Urban Dictionary

As of late 2014, a website where teens go to find the definitions of their names.

Let's go on Urban Dictionary to see what your name means!

by We Are Anonymous November 12, 2014