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White jew

"White Jew" is an archaic term for Scottish people due to the fact that Scotsman were known for being stingy penny pinching ruthless capitalists (much like the Jewish stereotype) and Jews were not considered white at the time much like Italians or Greeks. This term fell out of favor when "white" began to apply to more and more light skinned groups, and not just western Europeans.
Scrooge McDuck is Scottish for a reason. Why do you think they call the "White Jews?"
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cannoe jew

I am not a cannoe jew
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Kung Jew

Another kyke martial art. Just like Jew Jitsu. Refer to my other definition.
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Jew Assin’

A defensive maneuver in pool where you totally screw over your opponent leaving them absolutely no shot.
Gavin: Damn it Miller you’ve been Jew Assin’ me all night.

Miller HAHAHA. Shush you
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Sea Jew

A slang for Norwegians, as they tend to make billions out of their oil rigs in the North sea.
Also, they tend to fish a lot and export it for a hefty profit. They literally drown in money.
I was on an airplane last night, looking out over the ocean I could see the dim lights of the Sea Jew money machines.
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Jew Tunnel

Tunnel in NYC excavated by the Chabad-Lubavitch synagogue for unknown purposes which have baby strollers and suspicious stained mattresses in them.
Mike: "I swear I'm hearing someone speaking Yiddish under my apartment..."
Fred: "It's the Jew Tunnel."
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Rayne Is a Jew

I dont care because Rayne Is a Jew.
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