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Biscuit Spitters

Hobbit type folk with sandals and hairy toes that qualify for the automotive Motability scheme. They can be found frequenting car showrooms to feast and gorge on the free condiments reserved for patrons.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.
Fuck me Dan, have the Shire folk been in? Ya look like the biscuit spitters have been whinging with a gob full!!
by Dan Das Welt Man September 15, 2020
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wop-biscuit

A fake person. Refers to biscuits that come out of a can and are "wopped" against th counter and that aren't like Grandmas homemade biscuits because they are fake.
I hate those girls over there are so fake, God damn wop-biscuits.
by jtsimps June 24, 2016
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Soggy Biscuit

When everyone cums on Lucas. Last to cum eats Lucas.
Lucas is coming around tonight. We should play Soggy Biscuit.
by Hary Gofman March 31, 2024
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musky biscuits

Honey you need to go wash your musky biscuits
by waternymph April 20, 2016
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Biscuit

Biscuit is a white and little brown dog with a lot of hair ..he is the most adorable dog ..He loves chicken, carrot and treats. He loves to play with a ball 🏀 .He enjoys cuddles from everyone :)
That dog is so cute ..He is just like Biscuit
by Spices November 24, 2021
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Shart my biscuits

A fart where some poop comes out that also hits your testicles.
by Picklefla4 August 27, 2021
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Wanker biscuit

Wanker biscuit is when a wanker fucks than shoved it up their dick hole and comes out the mouth
Hey Adam I wanker biscuit last night when I thigh fog your moms unicorn hair
by Wanker biscuit August 2, 2020
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