The most homophobic and republican fatass the world has ever seen. Hyper religious and stupid. Many Ethan’s hang out with jock friend groups who think they accept them, but really don’t even notice them. Ethan’s are also extremely vulgar and are more prone to saying slurs. Often times one can find an Ethan harassing a group of minorities and spouting slur after slur.
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Get the Ethan mug.Ethan Hand's are typically sworn enemies of people going by the names of Lewis and Kieran. Throughout history, Ethan Hands have typically been the beta males of society, where Alphas like Lewis' and Kieran's will go out of their way to bring sheer pain and suffering upon them.
Lewis: Look at that fucking beta male over there, proper Ethan Hand type guy him.
Kieran: Let's go fuck him up.
Kieran: Let's go fuck him up.
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ETHAN IS THE COOLEST PERSON KNOWN TO PLANET EARTH. WAIT NO. PLANET EARTH AND THE WHOLE UNIVERSE.
He’s kind and humble (although he does say funny words like “zucchini” and “sidewalk”). His music taste is Kira approved (very good) and he is also pretty good at the guitar :)
He’s kind and humble (although he does say funny words like “zucchini” and “sidewalk”). His music taste is Kira approved (very good) and he is also pretty good at the guitar :)
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