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monkey dew

A person who usuaslly does whatever they are told. Mostly they are the reason for "Monkey see, monkey dew."
Person1:Monkey!
Monkey dew:yes

Person1:go help cook in the kichten.
Monkey dew:the monkey will dew
by Kaykay05 March 2, 2017
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Stray Monkey

Whenever an black person or a group of black people were seen walking around in a white neighborhood.
look at that nigger walking around here looking like a stray monkey”

Get out of here stray monkey!”
by Killuason September 14, 2021
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monkey self

When you or someone else acts ridiculous, usually by accident. "Monkey self" meaning yourself, and "monkey ass" meaning someone else.
"BRO my monkey self fell asleep yesterday when I was supposed to meet you guys at the park."

"His monkey ass really just failed to do a backflip during the dance battle, and then let out the loudest fart ever heard by humanity the very second he hit the ground."
by VomitOnMySkirt November 23, 2022
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squatting monkey

A woman is standing up squatting down with a man lying beneath her legs. His erection is preferably underneath her vagina the man must then thrust upwards into the vagina. At the moment of the mens climax he must exit and aim for the womens entrance, if you make it you win.
We tried the Squatting Monkey last night, I lost
by CoopDaddy1919 January 8, 2018
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Monkey Moore

A peverse sexual act involving ejaculation of semen and use of pubic hair. Firstly the male pubic region is shaved, the female then begins felatio upon the male, at the point of ejaculation the male withdraws his penis from the females mouth and ejaculates semen all over her face (commonly known as a Moorey shot) the pubic shavings are then thrown onto the semen to resemble a monkeys face!
My god he just Monkey Moored her
by Moore Fun July 22, 2011
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monkey-pissed

adjective: Angry

When a person is pushed past the point of extreme anger - because nothing in the world is working as it should - to the point where all the person can do is hop around, yell, urinate on the floor, and throw feces.
Vernon: Hey man, what's up?

Matt: Work is sucking the soul out of me, my computer just got the blue screen of death, the stock market crashed again, and I just bit my tongue. My blueberry yogurt in the fridge is the only good thing in my life.

Vernon: Natalie just ate it.

Matt: I'm so monkey-pissed right now.
by Mattydreads1 May 6, 2010
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makeup monkey

a girl that’s obsessed with caking on a ton of makeup to hide an otherwise blistering ugly ass face
i finally got that little bourgie bitch home to smash ,wake up i got played by a makeup monkey
by rev triggafinger June 16, 2019
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