Texas twins

Siblings of different ages who end up in the same grade.

His sister is two years older than he is but they are both in the ninth grade, they aren't twins but they are Texas twins.

by tyrannicalpie October 18, 2014

texas peach

When you take a girl home and her taint stinks from riding horses on the ranch all day, so you pour a can of peaches on her pussy and use the heavy syrup as lube AND to cover up the smell. Bonus, after sex you get some ice cream, mix with the smashed up peaches, and have a nice snack.

Girl come over here and let me turn you into a texas peach.

texas peach

by cowboy don bird November 20, 2013

texas dildo

it means a big BLACK man dick goes inside your mommas ass

texas dildo is your mommas friend

by maddogpussy December 17, 2013

(Texas) ice day

when we all cancel school because we saw an ice cube on the road

(Texas) ice day today, we're incapable of work.

by 💯💯💯 February 23, 2015

texas curry

The final product of someone giving you a blowjob in a barn, you finishing in their mouth, and then them rudely spitting it on the floor where it mixes with dirt, hay, sawdust, and animal hair/droppings.

Your girl is great, she made me a nice batch of texas curry last night.

by bad_idea June 20, 2015

Southeast Texas Piñata Surprise

Sex finishing move. Southeast Texas is hot and sticky. The piñata is your balls and the surprise, well.... When your about to finish have your partner suck on your balls (piñata) and when the time come quickly pop your piñata out of thier mouth and cover them in your man candy.

I gave the girl from Vidor a Southeast Texas Piñata Surprise and she quickly scrambled trying to pick up all my man candy

by eddsned September 9, 2016

Texas coffee

Strong coffee without cream or sugar.

Pour me a cup of Texas coffee, jakeleg.

by Reellua November 10, 2016