Thomas

A Martian, human hybrid that came to earth 24 years ago. Enjoys lifting weights, eating girls out and feasting on huge amounts of brown rice.

Can I substitute the white rice with brown rice. Oh my god you are such a Thomas.

by Ionizedbee January 17, 2019

Thomas

a person who is fat like a
tank and eats a lot of
unhealthy food

“Look at those Thomas over there at McDonald’s”

by GHOST_74U January 25, 2024

Thomas

Amogus sussy impostor from Fortnite.

Thomas is an impostor

by Mster105 April 16, 2022

Thomas

A little boy who probably like someone called charley or erica. His hair line is completely gone and will never come back

Wow thomas is balding!

by whatdadogdoin123 August 7, 2022

Thomas

WARNING, this is biased, very very biased, you have been warned, hush your face.

Likely very smart to a ridiculous degree, with some spectacular insight that you will not see coming especially if you have a bonkers off the wall adhd brain like mwah. It’s stupid, and sometimes I want to say that he’s stupid when I’m miffed but then I would be a bold faced fucking liar.

Otherwise, to keep this short, the below could very well sum the energy of the Thomas in your life quite well;

*hangs up hat*
Narrator: The FBI kept tabs on him constantly, worried that he’s a communist

*via text*
Me: Thomas, if you’re trying to make me say ‘I’m bad at tech,’ it’s not gunna work. <— (is awful at tech)
The Thomas in question: hehehehaw

by AnUnravelingUnknown June 27, 2023

Thomas Mulheren

A lil boy that has drank milk 42 total times in they're life

Yo it’s a Thomas Mulheren, I need a photo with that devious asf boy.

by Yung Cheeto June 28, 2022

Thomas Barbusca

Thomas Barbusca is the most hottest boy from Terra . HE IS THE GUY FROM THE MICK AND MIDDLE SCHOOL : THE WORST YEARS OF MY LIFE . He is so fricking HoT! He s more hot than his bestfriend , Griffin Gluck . He have a sister named BRIELLE BARBUSCA and she is the most beautiful girl EVER! i swear to God if she isn t !
i have an fp for Thomas on tiktok : thomasbarbuscawifey .

my friends : Ew! he is so ugly!!!!!
me : good bye stranger . THOMAS BARBUSCA IS HOT!

by blxssomy December 2, 2020