3 definitions by Pokan
The secret Amish equivariant to Urban Dictionary not found on this internet, but rather another internet powered not by electricity but by prayer. This website includes Amish slang and translations, mainly for English speaking users interested in becoming one of the few outsiders to join, but seeing as the site can only be accessed via advanced devices hidden in some Amish settlements only a few have found it helpful.
by Pokan May 30, 2022
Real shitty name, even it's nicknames like Tom aren't that good. It doesn't sound good and it's spelling just pisses me off. If it was actually pronounced Th-omas it would at least be acceptable. It doesn't even mean anything cool, it's just "twin." If your name is Thomas you should change it.
Some guy: Awww, your baby is so cute ma'am!
Some lady: Thanks! His name is Thomas!
Some guy: I am so sorry little guy.
Some lady: Thanks! His name is Thomas!
Some guy: I am so sorry little guy.
by Pokan April 19, 2022
Oakdll (sometimes stylized as "oak.dll") is a term used to describe a theoretical natural disaster in which every Pokan is flooded with sulfuric acid. That's awesome!
Etymology: the term was created when a pretty little lady REALLY wanted Chipotle, but Chipotle has a lot of sulfuric acid and all the nearby Pokans burned to death due to a universal sulfuric acid allergy.
Etymology: the term was created when a pretty little lady REALLY wanted Chipotle, but Chipotle has a lot of sulfuric acid and all the nearby Pokans burned to death due to a universal sulfuric acid allergy.
by Pokan February 13, 2023