virgin knees

knees that havent been used to kneel and give head

hey, sheilas got virgin knees. you wanna invite her over?

by evassssssss January 31, 2021

legal virginity

The status of someone's not having a criminal record.

There is hardly any policeman --- no matter how big an a**h**e he happens to be --- who wants to be seen as "da big bad guy" who "took someone's legal virginity" over a comparatively minor event, so if you have a clean record "thus far", are always respectful to Johnny :Law, and try to behave yourself as best you can, you stand a much better chance of staying out of legal trouble, even if you accidentally "screw up" once in a while.

by QuacksO November 6, 2018

Pandemic Virgin

One who went thru all of Covid-19 with out sex

I started covid single so I was forced to become a Pandemic Virgin

by Defecter May 11, 2021

Virgin

Me

I’m a virgin we’re pretty rare

by To hxt to haxndle April 16, 2022

Virgin

People who have mohawks

Dude, joe is such a virgin

by Joes daddy December 22, 2020

almost virgin

When someone states they're a virgin but they're really not

Stacy: I'm a almost virgin

Yaban: I mean that wall was pretty wide

by Almost lover July 8, 2016

Sober virgin abstinent

A human, who does not lie about not drinking alcohol, not consuming drugs, and doesn't fornicate with street trash and peasantry before marriage with commons street urchins.

I always assumed to gain a princess like Paige Bueckers, one had to commit to being a sober virgin abstinent.

by ApolloX*12 August 20, 2024