pirates

pilots with a lisp

pirates are just pilots with a lisp.

by babypiratesnapchat2 December 4, 2022

Poon Pirate

When you sneak into your grandads room and steal all his 1960s erotica and vigorously masterbate whilst dressed like Jack sparrow

Girl 1, "found me pops porn"
Girl 2 "oh sweet did you do the old poon Pirate"
Girl 1 "oh the sheets were so wet grandad thought he'd pissed himself.

by MrMooftySanch July 9, 2021

Pirates Patch

When a female performs oral sex on a male only to pull out his penis and poke her in eye.

Friend 1: Did you see Suzy's lazy eye!?

Friend 2: Yeah, I went over her house last night and gave her the Pirates Patch.

by Samsquatch_91 August 26, 2016

Pirate Wiz

If being wrong was a person

"You know Pirate Wiz? His takes are horrendous"

by It isn't Funny May 14, 2022

pirate door

when y about to smash yo girl in the ass and she won't let it in

my girl made a pirate door om me

by JULEMAND666 January 23, 2018

Pirate

Oh! That's a good deal! I might have to do that Friday...

Hym "Isom #2 is out now but (if you're reading this) YOU SHOULD ALREADY KNOW THAT! I told you to go over there already! Did I not tell you to go over there already!? There's also a special promotion for Isom #1 (promo code PIRATE) so if you're like me and are a dumptser person with 0 dollars who still hasn't read it, you can get Isom #1 for 12 DOLLARS That's like 66% OFF THE ORIGINAL PRICE! I shouldn't even have to tell you this! Go!"

by Hym Iam August 5, 2023

Scroll Pirate

When a friend or loved one unabashedly looks over your shoulder while you are scrolling through your social media feed and reads and comments on what they are seeing. If they reach over your shoulder to scroll back or see a post, this is considered an escalation to a full on feedjacking.

Go back so I can read what she posted
Quit being such a scroll pirate and look at your own feed

by alpha india golf February 23, 2021