blue eyed pirate

a wanker who liked to be the cuck

here comes joe, hes such a blue eyed pirate

by BlueEyedPirate August 11, 2024

Pirates cannon

It’s where you proceed to shit in your hand and shove it in someone’s ass and they shoot it out like a pirates cannon

Boy 1: “ yo, it smells like shit in here”
Boy 2: “I did a pirates cannon last night”
Boy 1:” how far did it go?”
Boy 2: “about 12 feet”

by JohnnyKraka April 18, 2025

pirate feet

What the bottom of your feet look like when you have been walking barefoot all day. Reference to the pirate feet in the Disney ride the Pirates of Caribbean.

“Please wash your pirate feet before coming to bed!”

by Fancyface973 May 24, 2025

pirate feet

What your feet look like when you have been walking barefoot all day. Reference to the pirate feet on the Disney ride The Pirates of the Caribbean.

“Please wash your pirate feet before coming to bed!”

by Fancyface973 May 24, 2025

sun pirate

A person, most likely a woman, who battles the sun with sunscreen and a massive wide brimmed hat.

Oh my Gosh, I'm married to a Sun Pirate. She won't go outside without her pirate regalia

by Lord Fontelroy, III July 29, 2023

Pirate's Night

Gettin Pegged

Do you think he's a pirate's night kind of white boy? Looks like it.

by Googlygoogleeyes July 30, 2023

Pirate

Oh! That's a good deal! I might have to do that Friday...

Hym "Isom #2 is out now but (if you're reading this) YOU SHOULD ALREADY KNOW THAT! I told you to go over there already! Did I not tell you to go over there already!? There's also a special promotion for Isom #1 (promo code PIRATE) so if you're like me and are a dumptser person with 0 dollars who still hasn't read it, you can get Isom #1 for 12 DOLLARS That's like 66% OFF THE ORIGINAL PRICE! I shouldn't even have to tell you this! Go!"

by Hym Iam August 5, 2023