ub-argh pirates!

uber: super; high-level; high-ranking.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

ub-argh pirates!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about pirates.

"ub-argh pirates!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 23, 2013

Dirty Pirate Hooker

Someone who sleeps around so much that she smells like a pirate.

Krystal wanted to sleep with Stephen but he said she was too much of a dirty pirate hooker.

by Operation Wolf February 29, 2012

Booty Pirate

Another name for a Brown noser
A man plowing ass,nose first on his knees working hard for that raise/promotion

Look at David he's been a booty pirate ever since he found out the boss was going to promote somebody.He has followed the boss everywhere he went all morning.

by Happyavacado April 20, 2024

Sweaty Pirate

during a particularly vigorous session of intercourse the partner on top drips sweat into his/her partner's eye causing her/him to close the eye and moan arrrgh!

Bill is such a sweaty bed monkey, last night he gave me a sweaty pirate!

by Golden Rod February 22, 2010

a pirate matt

when you get a head from a girl while her stub is in your ass.

Jack is such a dirty dog, did you hear he did a pirate Matt with Eve last night.

by Dripping Faucet April 17, 2021

Butt Pirate

A man who is possessed by a homosexual poltergeist that influences their mind to have satisfaction in a limpy wristed fags cornholio.

There is a dark smelly spirit on that Butt Pirate. I think it smells like poop.

by Mr. Homophobia May 31, 2023

Foxy the Pirate

Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum

*Me playing FNAF 1*
Foxy the Pirate: Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum
Me: aaaaahhhHhhHHHHHHHhhhHHHHHHH

by 🟣Purple Guy🟣 May 12, 2024