October 18th

national give your friend a handy day

Oh shit it’s October 18th? You better start putting that hand to work then!

by snobonmynob October 17, 2019

October 18

Day that one of the greatest athletes was born. One of the greatest QBs ever to step on the field always goes out and leads his team to victory throwing and running for clutch Touchdowns. Also if I didn’t mention he’s got a really nice ass many people say it’s the best ass they have ever seen on a male or female. He is also gonna go play D1 football

October 18th is the day a great was born

October 18th a D1 athlete was brought to us from God

by Gottaloveafatass October 18, 2019

October 25th

on october 25th you can eat ur shoes

hey its october 25th we can eat our shoes

by clown from fortnite October 18, 2019

October 31st

clown day, a day where boys that play girls can celebrate for being wholeass clowns therefore they can also dress up as them too🤡

“Hey look. It’s that girl Susan I played two weeks ago! Time to celebrate October 31st!”

by vsksksco and i oop October 18, 2019

October 19

The day to check your friends dick. Tell your friend to snap you a pic of their dick and they have no choice but to send you a dick pic.

EX: Yo alix send me a pic of your dick its october 19th. Ok

by Tinypenis254 October 18, 2019

October 19

National sex day is to go and jeet whatever girl you want

“National sex day is the day you should go make babies on the October 19”

by Yourbabydaddy October 19, 2019

October 20

To be honest (Theodore) got the sloppiest top and others are just haters ***day of the best head***

Hey (libtard) Theodore is getting the best head October 20

by Big batty eater 69 October 19, 2019