"Noah" Syndrome

Named after a discord user who goes by the name "Noah", Its a syndrome where an individual constantly uses sexual innuendo or sexualizes everything to all individuals despite their sexual orientation, gender, marital status or in some cases, maturity. The syndrome is uncurable as of 2024.

"bro this guy is constantly sexualizing everything"

"hes got "Noah" Syndrome he does that

by ChaozTyphoon March 16, 2024

Noah Náilima

Noah Náilima is an American actor and musician, and the twin brother of actor Noam Náilima.

Noah Náilima is one of my favorite Noah's.

by Esq Esp March 18, 2024

Noah's Dick

Noah's Dick is molecular and cannot be seen without a 400x power microscope.

See Noah's Dick?

Nope. Never.

by NoahsTinyDick March 18, 2024

Noah

Did he kill himself or no?

Hym "Because if he (Noah) DID kill himself, then, GOOD. Fuck that pieces of shit. He FUCKING DESERVES IT. Wouldn't have a goddamn thing if not for a fat dick and being forced into a system (for touching little girls and BECAUSE HE'S MENTALLU RETARDED AND DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE SEX ACT) that allows him to succeed when he shouldn't. And NOW he DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING. He DOESN'T deserve to live and I DO. And now, you of spite. You want to force me to fail when I shouldn't. And I'm just going to kill you fucking kids for it. The cop that came into the gas station already told me that your whole plan is to keep me talking. For what? Until when? I'm not going to give any reason to stop me and if I get locked up for ANY reason I'll just do what I'm going to do any which is KILL YOU FUCKING KIDS IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME THE CREDIT I DESERVE AND LEAVE ME ALONE. If your piece of shit friend saw this and killed themselves? GOOD! YOUR KID? GOOD! JOIN THEM. You should do it too!"

by Hym Iam March 23, 2024

Noah

BEST VALORANT PLAYER/ SEXIEST MAN ALIVE

have u heard of noah i want to fuck him

by urbigdaddynoah July 5, 2022

Noah

The greatest, the one and only, the smartest, the greatest, the biggest, the bestest, the handsomest. Who else could it be except the B to the O to the A.

I wish I had a boyfriend like Noah The Boa.

by BigD19Boa July 11, 2022

Sad Noah

Being the recipient of "Dirty Moses" (refer to Dirty Moses definition).
Being the recipient of unfathomable trolling and being upset about it.

"did you hear that Matthew tried to cook his food but Josh popped in his stovetop foil liners? Now he keeps complaining about his food tasting weird"
"maaaan what a Sad Noah"

by Heeeydevon July 14, 2022