by Smallman57 June 18, 2020
Get the Noahmug. Nicole: A Noah is a guy who is the incredibly smart dumbass and the gezzer in the class. A guy we would definitly miss so fuckin much and a gezeer that we would never ever forget.
Sam: A Noah has the biggest ass ever its even bigger than adam,s.
Guille: A Noah is are the biggest gezeer in this world but I'm going to miss you. If you're reding this, your bed is very comfy.O yes I almoust forgot(FUCK YOU!!)
Adrian: A chill, matured bastard who is too kind to others and a good teacher for maths, not the most athletic guy I,ve seen tho
Sam: A Noah has the biggest ass ever its even bigger than adam,s.
Guille: A Noah is are the biggest gezeer in this world but I'm going to miss you. If you're reding this, your bed is very comfy.O yes I almoust forgot(FUCK YOU!!)
Adrian: A chill, matured bastard who is too kind to others and a good teacher for maths, not the most athletic guy I,ve seen tho
by Guille gezeer November 23, 2021
Get the Noahmug. A sprinter from Florida that rose to prominence in the 200m. Is known for excessive showboating, that some may consider he is even worse than Bolt. Won World champs in 2023. Likes raisin bran crunch, money, and anime.
I think I'm going to double in Paris, but need to take a look in the mirror first because I'm Noah lyles.
by Redbilltherapist96 January 13, 2024
Get the Noah Lylesmug. I don’t know if I like or dislike you. you were my first ever love, and the first boy I ever had a crush on. i’m mixed ab you. I really am. you’re moving this summer and i’m gonna miss you probably really badly but still. i’m. confused. about. you. or not but it’s whatever. it’s weird how you’re so obsessed with zack even though it was so clear how inlove with you I was before.. THE CLOSET WAS GLASS. GLASS. and you still couldn’t tell I was inlove with you. esp when you were with hector. you idiot. but idc anymore. I hope you do well. or take care. don’t kys on the fourth of july either.
by Gaetaest June 26, 2022
Get the Noahmug. He is a masive simp for girls (mainly short asians) and plays fortnite religiously. He is a boy with short man syndrome and is sexually attracted to people his height.
by noah_unliker1234 November 14, 2022
Get the noahmug. An average person who wishes they had great afl skill. Noah’s seem mean at first but as you get to know him it gets slightly better. Noah’s very competitive and can’t take a loss,but if he wins you’ll have the worst day full of him rubbing it in your face
by Thetruther99 December 28, 2021
Get the Noahmug.