nick maruzza

some faggot that sucks dick for free. he sexually assulted my girlfriend so he should die x

Finds a homo on the street: Are u Nick Maruzza?

by giorgio4 October 13, 2019

nick segal

an act of sexual misfortune involving a male and female party. the "nick segal" member often is found vying for a mahoo.

Shit man, I heard Matt got nick segal going now

by YSL Jon Ashley October 17, 2019

Nick

I. Lead cheerleader for Borussia Monchengladbach
II. Avid user of Dubbel Dusch
III. A #perf guy

Woah, Nick is really good at making bruschetta...

by imeanokay? December 3, 2019

Nick

A very proper teenage boy that thinks he is an old man who likes everything to be formal. He enjoys pastimes that were usually enjoyed in the century before his current time. A Nick will always start to bald during his middle teenage years and will never admit that this is actual balding, but rather that the shower pressure is too high. He enjoys listening to a wide range of old music, but if this old music is remixed into a modern rap version, he will not enjoy it at all. In fact, he will grumble and complain about it like the old man he thinks he is.

*Somebody listening to 'Baby Come Back'*

Friend: "Oh you are such a Nick!"

Nick: "Oh don't be so ridiculous!"

by TWSSAV December 10, 2019

nick andrew

A really tall,thicc, and big footed man. He’s typically an in the closet homosexual waiting to bust out of the closet.

Girl- Is that Nick Andrew?
Boy- Yes but don’t get any ideas because he’s probably gay

by mothers penis October 24, 2019

Nick

Nick or Nicholas is the second worst basketball player in America. If you’re a nick you probably get whooped by you’re Asian mom everyday after school for no apparent reason. There is a 100% chance that if you’re name is nick, you’re homosexual. Don’t be a nick

Omg look it’s a nick he is probably (for sure) ugly and trash at basketball

by Speedo torpedo November 6, 2019

Niceguy

A charming, phony, superficial guy who is scared of girls, especially the ones with pigtails.

Guy 1- I bet the niceguy would back down if your sister went to kick his ass, he would be too embarrassed and ashamed to do anything but crawl away on his knees, never calling himself by another name than bitch for the rest of his life.

Guy 2- Yea we've been overestimating this guy for too long, he doesn't even look girls in the eye when they talk to him, he's scared to even talk to a girl, what a bitch.

by Solid Mantis December 18, 2019