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Agitated Mother Opossum 

Not much is known about this creature, often attacks on sight, and always seems to be hungry. Strength and agility are defining characteristics. It has been seen terrorizing families of large mammals such as humans, bears, and transformers. Spotted in central Africa and northern Poland this animal was the main import of Rome, alive, because many Romans became board with simple burnings (Agitated Mother Opossums were later replaced by lions because the FCC said the display of violence and unmerciless killing by these creatures gave no chance of survival for the victims)
-Woh who's number 34?
--Thats Hanninen coach, why?
-Well he's playing like a agitated mother opossum!!
--You're just saying what we're all thinking coach.
Agitated Mother Opossum by Liam H November 6, 2006
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How I Met Your Mother 

A show depicting what adulthood would be like if people never stopped being teenagers.

The day I see presumably well-to-do 20-somethings do a slap-bet, or consider anything to be "legen-wait for it... dary," or god forbid, someone actually follows a bro code past the age of 20, I will give up on humanity.
Wow, SAT prep class sucks! Lets drink that skunked keystone light you stole from your grandpas basement and watch "How I Met Your Mother" tonight! Bro Code Rule #9000 says you need to have flat chips for queso dip and regular salsa must be accompanied with scoops chips, under penalty of a slap bet, LEGENDARY!

pikey mother 

Pikey Mother - term used to describe, a mother of a pikey (also see son of a bitch. Usualy seen adorned with sovergien rings, gold jewelery hanging from neck, ears, wrists, belly button, eyebrow etc , 7+ pikey children. Usualy seen in large supermarkets, or sitting down "'avin a fag". often single mothers, teenage mothers, or mothers as a result of incest. They are often found working on supermarket checkouts, and in large designer outlets wearing leggins and cheep sports clothing.
" my pikey muvar, is 'arder than your pikey muvar!!" - ok so thats not a very good one, but pikey mothers do exist
pikey mother by dottie June 27, 2004

ball bashing mother fucking bastard 

someone who squashes sandwiches
girl1: u ball bashing mother fucking bastard
girl2: wat?
girl1: u squashed my sandwiches!
girl2: sorry, forgive me

teen mother 

A women from the age of 13 to 18 who has a child.
I refuse to add 19 to the teen mother age because my mom had me at 19 and at that point I think she was as mature as she ever would/could be.
teen mother by fangsup96 July 28, 2009

Baby Crazy cru cry crazy baby baby dead as lover bab6 mother nigga brother 

A bad song you wrote as a kid
Baby Crazy cru cry crazy baby baby dead as lover bab6 mother nigga brother Other other fatty funder

holy mother of pearl