mexican carwash

It's gross, trust me you are better off not knowing what a Mexican carwash is.

I told a friend what a Mexican carwash is and he puked, cut off his toes and removed all the oatmeal and canned corn from his house.

by keepthetruthhidden1 July 11, 2009

Mexican Standoff

When a mexican standoff is called, usually done with co-workers at work, everyone stops working. The last person to work is the winner.

There was much pride at stake when Angry Dave, the cook, called a Mexican Standoff. You should have seen him sweat when an order came in.

by Mitchca April 26, 2006

filthy mexican

A.K

First guy=that guy was a real boy toy/filthy mexican
Second guy=yeh his names A.K

by the M-lads October 16, 2008

Mexican Braid

When you braid your asshole hair and shove it up your own ass.

I cheated on my girlfriend so she made me get a mexican braid! It hurt my rectum!

by Pezzz, Deezzz June 9, 2010

Mexican Postmark

Bush sends national guard to postmark mexicans as guest workers!

LA dudes, check it out! red, white, green, bar code on my ass!

Wow Mexican Postmark I know gringos have mexican love.

Muchas gusto National border patrol man. Viva El presidente GWB!

by itichie_nocanpo July 3, 2006

mexican mortar

N. Feces.

I was outside with the dog and stepped in a big pile of mexican mortar

by Dave Burgundy January 13, 2009

salty mexican

The act of pulling out before climax and proceeding to spray ejaculant onto your partners top lip, resembling a Mexican moustache.

"Dude, I totally gave her a salty mexican last night."

by donwel December 3, 2013