mexican carwash

It's gross, trust me you are better off not knowing what a Mexican carwash is.

I told a friend what a Mexican carwash is and he puked, cut off his toes and removed all the oatmeal and canned corn from his house.

by keepthetruthhidden1 July 11, 2009

Mexican Standoff

When a mexican standoff is called, usually done with co-workers at work, everyone stops working. The last person to work is the winner.

There was much pride at stake when Angry Dave, the cook, called a Mexican Standoff. You should have seen him sweat when an order came in.

by Mitchca April 26, 2006

filthy mexican

A.K

First guy=that guy was a real boy toy/filthy mexican
Second guy=yeh his names A.K

by the M-lads October 16, 2008

Mexican Cake

It is when a guy does a huge cumload and does it into a tray puts it in the oven and heats it up and feeds it to the girl.

My GF was being annoying so I gave her a Mexican Cake

by ClassifyCupcake May 2, 2017

salty mexican

The act of pulling out before climax and proceeding to spray ejaculant onto your partners top lip, resembling a Mexican moustache.

"Dude, I totally gave her a salty mexican last night."

by donwel December 3, 2013

Mexican Paintbrush

Dipping your balls in paints, and brushing them over a woman's face.

The Mexican paintbrush I have to that ho was an ivory shade of white I got from home depot.

by Tyrant slaughter November 7, 2011

Mexican Braid

When you braid your asshole hair and shove it up your own ass.

I cheated on my girlfriend so she made me get a mexican braid! It hurt my rectum!

by Pezzz, Deezzz June 9, 2010