mexican carwash

It's gross, trust me you are better off not knowing what a Mexican carwash is.

I told a friend what a Mexican carwash is and he puked, cut off his toes and removed all the oatmeal and canned corn from his house.

by keepthetruthhidden1 July 11, 2009

Mexican Standoff

When a mexican standoff is called, usually done with co-workers at work, everyone stops working. The last person to work is the winner.

There was much pride at stake when Angry Dave, the cook, called a Mexican Standoff. You should have seen him sweat when an order came in.

by Mitchca April 26, 2006

filthy mexican

A.K

First guy=that guy was a real boy toy/filthy mexican
Second guy=yeh his names A.K

by the M-lads October 16, 2008

mexican carl

Mexican Carl is a badass motherfucker not to be messed with. He's extremely good looking with a huge cock. If you mess with him he'll kick your ass and fuck your girl. He's the Fuckin man.

Don't mess with that guy he'll kick your ass and fuck your girl. He's a Mexican carl

by gradybaby1980 September 25, 2016

Mexican Cake

It is when a guy does a huge cumload and does it into a tray puts it in the oven and heats it up and feeds it to the girl.

My GF was being annoying so I gave her a Mexican Cake

by ClassifyCupcake May 2, 2017

salty mexican

The act of pulling out before climax and proceeding to spray ejaculant onto your partners top lip, resembling a Mexican moustache.

"Dude, I totally gave her a salty mexican last night."

by donwel December 3, 2013

Mexican Braid

When you braid your asshole hair and shove it up your own ass.

I cheated on my girlfriend so she made me get a mexican braid! It hurt my rectum!

by Pezzz, Deezzz June 9, 2010