July 6th

National Nacho Day : when a hot MILF invites you for nachos but when you show up she tells you there are no nachos and you are the booty call

MILF: want to come over for nachos?
Me: okay
MILF: no nachos but you can munch on me! July 6th

by Ibby666 January 31, 2025

July 12

people born in july are cool, but being born on july 12 is superior

people born on july 12 will grow up to be successful in life!!

Someone: "happy birthday, what day is it today?"
Somebody: "july 12, my birthday?"
Someone: "NO WAY"

by coolest person alive rn June 25, 2022

July 17th

July 17th is the day where you send someone booty pics to someone that ask for them.

Sarah "Hey, Derek can I get a booty pic it's July 17th"
Derek "Fine Sarah." *Derek sends Sarah a booty pic.

by Light9ight July 16, 2024

Sneaky Julie

A female office worker that can’t stop stealing office equipment and stationery. A form of kleptomania that frustrates other workers when their pens, staplers etc go missing.

Shit ! I can’t find the small stapler. I bet some sneaky Julie has ducked off with it.

by The Zurnich July 26, 2023

july 13

national tiddy pic day
a day to send ur bsf a pic of ur boobies :D

bsf: hey it’s july 13 where’s my pic

by uhhh :o July 12, 2022

July 26th

National send your boyfriend or boy best friend arch pics day

Amigo 1: You did you get arch pics?
Amigo 2: No. Why?
Amigo 1: It's July 26th.

by A Horny Dumbass July 26, 2025

No Poop July

In the pandemic, a cornball on TikTok posted a video that said that supposedly, Would not poop for a month. Even tought he faked it. The trend "#nopoopjuly#" spreaded rapidly. This trend revived 2 TIMES.

I really hope #nopoopjuly does not return..!

Cornball:Yo, im going to do no poop july
Guy:what?
Cornball:yes, im not sh**ing for a month
Guy:SEE Y0u 0N Th3 0TH3r SID3

by XD_1234 September 19, 2025