Josh

Stinky and rude. Bad at delivery services. And bad at pipelines.

Wow that guy is such a Josh.

by TheBestCoderEver November 19, 2019

joshing

spending an outrageous amount of time in the morning or before an important event or hang out deciding what to wear, often resulting in a huge mess of clothes on the floor from rejected outfits. may sometimes require multiple trips to the washing machine to find more clothes. usually stems from an irrational fear that people won’t like your outfit or excessive social anxiety.

sam: “hurry the fuck up, we gotta go”
max: “my bad bro i’m joshing hard as fuck, what if my friends laugh at my outfit?”
sam: “no one gives a fuck what you wear, you’re being irrational”

by manofmoss April 18, 2024

Josh Giddey

An NBA player whose idol is Karl Malone and also dropped a quintuple double of 15 points, 15 rebounds, 15 assists, 15 blocks, 15 steals, in just 15 minutes. Don't believe me? Look up "Josh Giddey 15" on any website you search up on (It better be google you nerds).

Josh Giddey said Karl Malone was his idol before the allogations, what a coincidence.

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb November 26, 2023

Josh Cook

Thrifts harder than a Mike Tyson punch!

-"You see that Josh Cook guy??"

- "Yeah, he's always cleaning up at the racks."

by ThriftyMcThrifty November 23, 2021

Josh

Easy going, fun loving, adventurous, goof-ball with beautiful blue eyes and a sun burn. Fisherman, Hunter, Athlete. Hard working, loyal, secret keeper, advocate. The ultimate buddy. The truest brother.

If Josh is going to be there, I’m not missing it.

by Lo’rett September 16, 2022

Josh

Josh is known for his inability to have social interactions. He asks you to call him "Jushy wushy 😩". Josh never understands sarcasm and continues to defend himself after you explain how obvious the sarcasm was. Josh is best friends with "brick" and "henerous".. 🧐🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓😬😯🤡😲

Observe a wild Josh in his natural habitat.

by Brick10 April 27, 2022

Josh

Usually a guy who fucks all bitches and gets all the money. An all around straight savage. Typically rages on video games and plays sports.

I’m not a blood or crip. I’m a JOSH!

by pussyslayers42069 April 16, 2020