June 4th

The day you forgot your kid was still in the car, then came back 3 hours later only to find that your kid drove the car away💀

Guy: “hey, did you hear that it’s June 4th?”
Other guy: “oh, that’s why I lost my car”

by Lord Ballp!t II June 1, 2024

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29th of June

The day the greatest chad, most handsome and manliest ALI ever was born.
if you happen to have the same birthday you would make a great side kick to Ali Monged.

oh shit its 29th of June I must bring all my money to the great Ali. OH ALI WE LOVE YOU.

by Alive34 May 13, 2022

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It’s national pop a tit in dm day so u need to tell all your female friends to get the most pictures and win the magic 🏆.

At the end of the day the winner will be selected “???”. More rules coming coon…

Do you know what day is today? “No, what is today”
It’s 2nd of June today is a national pop a tit in dm day!”what no way i need to tell my gf”

Guy with the most pictures win a magic price.

by Jerzan June 1, 2024

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June 6th

June 6th is the day that the most beautiful, funny, talented, and amazing people are born. If your birthday is June 6th, you probably have the voice of an angel, and you are gonna be going places in life.

Person 1: Do you know what day it is?
Person 2: No, what day?
Person 1: June 6th! My birthday!
Person 2: Oh! That must be why you’re the most amazing person i’ve ever laid eyes on!

by yourfavoritemom6 June 4, 2022

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12 June

Interracial galaxy day of a dick pick.

Hey, it is 12 June

So?
See a dick pic of mine

by anonymous June 12, 2024

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June

you're either an immortal, invincible ghost man that got slashed across the bridge of your nose and now have a scar by Matthias Corvinus, King of Hungary, in late 1462 when he had Vlad the Impaler imprisoned OR you're a gamer boy that works in theatre tech.

Jerry: holy shit, is that June?
Alexa: I heard he got a hair cut, but why does he look so fine???
Jerry: Damn. Guess I'm gay

by M_Okuzim April 21, 2023

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