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Japoser

Anybody who tries to be Japanese and listen to Japanese bands, such as Dir En gay, the most faggot-like band Ever.
" Omg KYO FROM DIR EN GREY IS SO KAWAII KEKEKEKKE ^________^ BAKA "
by Leon May 8, 2004
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Japanese kiss

Spitting in someones drink, when they are not looking.
"Anne gave Anders a Japanese kiss the other evening!"
by anirchi December 19, 2018
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Japped

When a electronic device quits working or works in a way you dont like because it was made in Japan or China in sweatshops and is constructed poorly.
Tom- the stupid printer japped again
Miss Kowalski- what is that supposed to mean
Tom- it's a piece of shit foreign made garbage
by Paul Richard November 19, 2007
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Japchiy

Man u forgot to pay ur Japchiy last nite
by Jub February 18, 2004
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Jappaz

Playful term for Japanese. Like Flip for Filipino or Viet for Vietnamese. Not to be confused with Jap. Sometimes pronouced as Japperz
Oh shi man, those Jappaz are hot!

Man, those Japperz are crazy at drifting.
by Jack February 3, 2005
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Japanese Country Breakfast

1) The country version of a normal japanese breakfast.
2) Japanese breakfasts consist of a girl containing a mouthful of warm noodles and a large cock.
3) A Japanese COUNTRY breakfast is the same noodles and cock but with extra man chowder on the side.
I took a girl behind my barn and gave her a japanese country breakfast
by lukpttr August 14, 2010
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Japocalypse

The sum of the events that occured in Japan as a result of the earthquakes of March 11, 2011. The earthquakes triggered massive tsunami waves 30 feet in size that completely destroyed the areas near Sendai, the epicentre of the event. Following the natural disasters, several major nuclear reactors started failing, causing widespread radioactive fallout.

As of the publishing date of this definition, only the first three waves of destruction have ocurred: Earthquakes, Tsunamis and Nuclear Fallout. More will follow, undoubtedly, as potential for nuclear meltdown is possible causing mutations; biological events due to cross-contamination of sewage and drinking water, famine; let's not forget civil unrest caused by tainted sushi and jammed vending machines that dispense used panties, etc.
As a result of the Japocalypse of 2011, small sea reptiles found their way to the core of several nuclear reactors. It is not known if their displacement was caused by the massive tsunami waves, or simply by the helicopters that were attempting to cool the reactors with scooped sea water. What is known is that one reptile survived the massive levels of radiation, feeding and growing to the size of a skycraper to form the fourth wave of destruction in the Japocalypse - GODZILLAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Only Charlie Sheen can save them now!
by the real BlackScorpion April 3, 2011
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