michael sucks dick

my friend michael sucks alot of dick for example yesterday i found him sucking my boyfriends dick while beating down the bobus

michael your such a dick sucker with all that cum on your face

michael: I nkew michael sucks dick

by dicksucker1234414 April 30, 2022

suck titties and dip

when you get played and lead on

Damnnnn he really just suck titties and dip after yall talked for almost a month - Nelly

by lyssabich June 5, 2019

Suck my sheep

An alternative to "Suck my dick" only funnier and does not make sense.

person1: "you're weird."
person2: "suck my sheep."

by SuckMySheep September 1, 2021

Suck my shit

insult implying that you desire another party to ingest your fecal matter

joe: what's up fag
kris: ah suck my shit you puss

by Krispy Nilsen February 16, 2009

suck my unit

suck my dick; fuck you; etc.

Carmen: That dress looks so fugly on u!
Sasha: Suck my unit BiTCH!

by Camana October 18, 2008

suck ur mum

A beautiful complement and is a heartwarming thanks for others' work. we say suck ur mum to show gratitude to loved ones we have lost

Friend: My Dad passed away.
You: Suck ur Mum

by Calmavale Community Cum March 16, 2022

power metal sucks

A phrase said by many death metal fans because power metal is not "brutal" enough and actually care about having a melody, they also dislike the high vocals too.

Brutal death metaller: "omfg power metal sucks! Too many well played guitar solos for me! RRAAARG GRRRAWRG! BLAARRG!

Power metaller: " Yeah, they don't clash all the instruments together because they want a MELODY.

Brutal death metaller: "what's a melody?!"

Power metaller: /facepalm ¬_¬;

by Master Dave September 27, 2008