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Hire handicaps and watch them work

When your working on the jobsite, and your boss says “hire handicaps and watch them work” probably means your being a professional dumbass, and can’t do a simple task properly.
Hey jerry, can you help me cut down this tree? “Sure, I’ll grab the clippers!” (Boss) “hire handicaps and watch them work.”
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Toilet Paper Work

Work that can only be done while taking a shit.
Steve jobs created the Iphone 6 while drinking his morning cup of coffee during Toilet Paper Work hour.
by Zhall November 14, 2014
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Work

the one thing everyone (including me), HATES
Boss: Hey, what are ur thoughts about work?
Employee: Complete HELL.
by dorointhedude June 21, 2020
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Work

Go and do some instead of pissing about on here. Like you're paid to do.
Why are you still on here? Go and do some fucking work
by COVID-19 February 20, 2020
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solo work

sorry mate, cant go for drinks tonight. got some solo work to do.”
by ejehehdiejejeow May 18, 2024
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sitting and working

This is so boring that you will slump over your computer and by some magical coincidence type this then roll over and hit enter. When you wake up you're like what the hell happened??? Otherwise you like sitting and working for some reason or you are being forced to do it.
1234567890: Hey you're sitting and working aren't you???
0987654321: Yep i am.

*1234567890 goes away*
0987654321: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
5 minutes later
0987654321: ^yawn^
whats this some definition of sitting and working. how did this appear

0987654321 goes home feeling weird
by hissingcobra May 1, 2022
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Up in the works

by Murphykidddd May 26, 2022
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