When your working on the jobsite, and your boss says “hire handicaps and watch them work” probably means your being a professional dumbass, and can’t do a simple task properly.
Hey jerry, can you help me cut down this tree? “Sure, I’ll grab the clippers!” (Boss) “hire handicaps and watch them work.”
by I don’t know shit about life June 9, 2021

Steve jobs created the Iphone 6 while drinking his morning cup of coffee during Toilet Paper Work hour.
by Zhall November 14, 2014

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by ejehehdiejejeow May 18, 2024

This is so boring that you will slump over your computer and by some magical coincidence type this then roll over and hit enter. When you wake up you're like what the hell happened??? Otherwise you like sitting and working for some reason or you are being forced to do it.
1234567890: Hey you're sitting and working aren't you???
0987654321: Yep i am.
*1234567890 goes away*
0987654321: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
5 minutes later
0987654321: ^yawn^
whats this some definition of sitting and working. how did this appear
0987654321 goes home feeling weird
0987654321: Yep i am.
*1234567890 goes away*
0987654321: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
5 minutes later
0987654321: ^yawn^
whats this some definition of sitting and working. how did this appear
0987654321 goes home feeling weird
by hissingcobra May 1, 2022

by Murphykidddd May 26, 2022
