got ubered

When a self-driving car kills you.

Check for driving cars before you cross the stre -- OMG!!! Joey! Joey just got ubered!!!

by texans_are_gay April 11, 2018

I Got My Sinovac Shot

The slogan printed on a badge, mask, or T-shirt worn by most CCP members, who want to proudly announce to the world that they have faith in their homemade half-baked vaccine, which has yet to be WHO-approved—in the name of vaccine nationalism, no health risks would deter them from being jabbed.

In a number of cities with a significant number of foreigners, outside local hospitals, vaccinated residents are offered a “I Got My Sinovac Shot” sticker for putting their trust in their locally made life-saving product.

by MathPlus March 26, 2021

you got some nice naked beans

You got an nice pair of boobs

Her: Hi jhon
Him: You got some nice naked beans
Her: Thanks

by Big_alc April 5, 2020

You don’t got the balls

This means you are to afraid to do somthing

Some guy: I bet you don’t got the balls to ask her out on A date

by Biggest brain November 29, 2023

Got Quirked

The act of giving a grown man a swirley and banging his head off the toilet and after he gets up proceeding to knock him out all while having a fat lip of grizzley in your mouth

That guy at the bar nut tapped me so I dragged him in the bathroom and quirked his ass.

You got quirked punk.

by Girthy swinger December 29, 2024

Got all your lamps in one submarine

Euphemistic way of calling someone gay. Originates from a MAD TV sketch "Midnight Golfer"

Phil: Roger, I think that you've got all your lamps in one submarine!

Roger: What'd you say to me?!

Phil: I said you've got all your lamps in one submarine...?

Roger: You callin' me gay?!

by Midnight Golfer February 24, 2024

Kids got a Rope

Meaning that person has a long penis

"Owens about to fuck Caroline" "Ya I heard that kids got a rope"

by toneTones June 1, 2018