Yeetus McGeetus the Fetus from the same Uteritous

A genetically related sibling from the same mother.

She's my Yeetus McGeetus the Fetus from the same Uteritous!

by YeetusMcGeetus March 21, 2019

The dame comes out from behind the curtains

When a friend hasn’t spoken to you for ages and then can’t stop talking to you.

At last, the dame comes out from behind the curtains.

by Kirstles January 20, 2021

Airplane instruction videos from the 80's

The best Anime of all time.

Dude 1: Hey dude can you recommend any good Anime shows?

Dude 2: Airplane instruction videos from the 80's. The ending destroyed my soul.

by Internet meme professor December 20, 2016

ken from barbie life in the dream house

ken is iconic, amazing, sadly a simp, but also cocaine bro

one random ep from " hey hey life in the dream house, oh yea life in the dream house, barbieeeee, life in the dreaaeaeam houseeeeeee, *bark bark*" but where talking about ken from barbie life in the dream house jeez no one likes you barbie

barbie:*builds the car without any help*
ken: sure she didn't need me for that but can she do this *flexes arms* COCAINEEEEE

ken from barbie life in the dream house <3

by Totally smart March 6, 2022

The cookie doesn't crumble far from the tree.

A saying by non-native English speakers who have literally no idea how our metaphors or idioms work. Bullshit nonsense that's probably the butt of a joke or something.

Person 1: Hey Sven, why weren't you at work yesterday?
Sven: That's the way the apple falls when the cookie doesn't crumble far from the tree.
Person 1: ...

by TheManFromV June 4, 2017

Unpublished storys from independent writers online.

What you say when your parents ask you what your reading you say that your reading Unpublished storys from independent writers online.

But your really reading gay porn

Also known as (yaoi smutty fanfiction)

Mom: "hey hon, what's that your reading?"

You: "oh, I'm reading unpublished storys from independent writers online.

by RollingPotato November 15, 2017

Keep your eyes away from me

Stop staring at me! I don’t want you looking at me!

All of you keep your eyes away from me! Fine! Hmph!

by ladyfzesimp May 7, 2022