El Kalai

they are most generous persons on the freeking universe. Having an El Kalai in your life is the biggest blessing that could exist. They are skaters. If you have this name, you'll become richer than Trump. Trust me.
the futures masters of the world, a real organisation.... (Like Francs-maçons...)

OMG, did you kill this child for the El Kalai's to become rich and save the universe from Thanos?

by paramécie November 22, 2021

El Segundo Y El Primero Y Primero Y El Segundo (El Gravel Rope)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted tonabscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: El Segundo Y El Primero Y Primero Y El Segundo (El Gravel Rope)

by PaulBlackthorneIsGíselePelicot January 24, 2025

el chori

“El chori” is an awsome nickname for a very short amount of people, they are very funny and easy to be with , also if you date one of them you are a fucking lucky bitch (or bastard) becouse they always are going to help you when you need them and they will always care for you.

- hey! That guy seems awsome.
- he is probably el chori by it’s way of being.

by Chorizard February 8, 2018

El Baldico

Football term referring to any match between teams whose managers/coaches are bald, with examples of bald managers including but not limited to Pep Guardiola, Zinedine Zidane Nuno Espirito Santo, Erik Ten Hag, Arne Slot, Enzo Maresca, Max Allegri, Stefano Pioli

Examples of El Baldico include:

Man City (Pep Guardiola) vs Man Utd (Erik Ten Hag) 2022-2024
Liverpool (Arne Slot) vs Man City (Pep) 2024-present
Chelsea (Enzo Maresca) vs Liverpool (Slot) or City (Pep) 2024-present

Who will be outed as the bald fraud in tonight's El Baldico? Find out on TNT Sports

by weirdyrandommetal1977 July 16, 2025

el vale

Your topical loner dude from L.A. who gets no hoes

Hey do you know el Vale? Yeah he’s a loner who gets no bches

by Ya saben quien August 29, 2022

El Diablo

Is a nickname given to Jaccob Whiteaker, also known in-game as Yay, a professional valorant player playing for Envy. He is an absolute demon with crisp, tappy aim, efficient movement, confidence, and of course, 8 ping.

The nickname was given to him during his cs days as yay was known as a fearless entry fragger. Paired with the 8 ping in valorant, he dominants in online ranked against other professional valorant players such as Subroza and WARDELL.

Subroza: oh shit, the reyna's El Diablo!

WARDELL: OH FUCK OH FUCK, DONT PEEK HIM!!

by TempleRxse August 12, 2021

Reitneprac el letnahc

Reversing use of letters. Bad morality. Snake.

Reitneprac el letnahc snake eyes attract a being, equally devoid of their moral compass.

by I like faggots with mash August 1, 2019