shadowboxing in the dark

To masturbate shamefully in a dark corner, wearing gloves while listening to the Rocky soundtrack

Shadowboxing in the dark is an outlet for those with to much shame but a Rocky fixation

by Trapdoor Annie January 6, 2024

Dark web

A place where a bunch of pedo meet.
Don't go there if you don't want to be traumatized

A random pedo just showed me pedo photos involving child in the Dark web and now I'm traumatized :D

by It's moon August 11, 2023

dark neck

A Black Country boy who work 9-5 and loves to hunt fish and tear shit up yee haw

Those dark necks be having hella fun tearing shit up

by Bigheavy June 17, 2021

Chappy after dark

The drunken stupor and erratic texting of a chappy(chaplain) after 5pm. Typically starts out by telling everyone to fuck off, followed by a racist rant. Ending in a bible quote and telling everyone he loves them and passing out with his pants around his ankles and his belt around his neck.

I’ve never seen someone slur their text like chappy after dark.

by Palm Beach dragon slayer January 15, 2025

dark ride

A ride that is in a show building.

"There are lots of dark rides by disney"

by Hatbox ghost November 12, 2019

Dark Knight

Someone who sits in the restroom long enough that the automatic lights turn off on them.

I just ran into the Dark Knight in the restroom.

by ldogg76 August 3, 2017

darke faire

The yearly gathering for Slussalos and others who aren't down with the clown, at which the Ice-man serves cotton candy and vanilla flavored ice. Also, dunk violent J, and the tilt-o-whirl of impending sorrow, and the hall of mirrors and glory-holes

"Man, last year's Darke Faire kicked more ass than me at a Jugga-gathering."

by brokeassninja April 2, 2004