ethan normans dad

Ethan Norman’s dad is very beautiful.

That guys hairCUT is beautiful like ethan normans dad

by SENIR MAN GUYY October 02, 2020

Dad Share

You want to share with parents but have to go through Mom to get to Dad. “Here’s our wedding pics!” “OK. I’ll Dad Share”.

“Here’s our wedding pictures!” “OK, I’ll Dad Share”

by abelltoday June 08, 2018

New dad stat

A statistic coined by "Pat rick" on the MMA Discord server that follows new fathers wins and losses.

I knew he would win the fight, the new dad stat is never wrong.

by deepspace9mm September 05, 2021

Dad Waters

Slang term for beers

"Hey Alex what are your plans tonight?"

"You know the drill, gonna go over to Peter's house to hammer back a half dozen dad waters.... should be a wild night!"

by AllKindzOfGainz March 03, 2020

daltons dad

gone, poof, away, fucked off, /kill

that guy must have a daltons dad

by lego99df54 May 30, 2024

your dad loose

your dad loose is a phrase used as an insult against someone.

The phrase refers to the loose asshole of the victims father, indicating that you have anally penetrated them.

Guy 1: Fuck you!

Guy 2: Nah fuck you, your dad loose bitch!

by Kivikallo August 30, 2021

Not your dad

I'm not half-a-retard so how could you possibly be my father?

A retard "I'm not your dad!"

Hym "Why? Am I drooling on myself or something? Do I look like half-a-retard to you? Because what are you fucking idiots going to do without me other than get roast by the climate change? Your ass is going to be a popsicle the day after I die from brain fluid."

by Hym Iam February 10, 2025