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Sad Clown

The act of having sexual relations with a woman and, as soon as the male takes his pants off, the female sees how small his penis is and starts laughing uncontrollably to the point where tears start to roll down her face.
You: So how'd your night with Hayley go?

Friend: Not so good, man...

You: Oh, sorry to hear that, what happened?

Friend: Well, let's put it this way. As soon as we started to get it on back at my place, she sad clowned.

You: HAHAHA!
by ShewpT3hWhewp September 16, 2010
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ass clown

v. to insert an object into another person's anal cavity, to that person's suprise and chagrin. used to humiliate and demoralize.

n. a person who thinks that ass clowining is a good idea and wants to practice it on his friends for fun. often correlated with having intercourse with microwave-heated cantaloupes.
you're walking funny coming out of the drunk tank; aw, they ass clowned you and took your shoes, huh?
by terrero November 3, 2004
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Sad Clown

a sad clown is when the female is engaging in oral sex with the male and the male nuts in her mouth without warning. thus resulting in a facial expression of a sad clown.
Merry: So how did you and Peter do last night.

Jane: We were doing great til he slipped me a sad clown.
by C.Phil January 14, 2004
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insane clown posse

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by badderman November 6, 2006
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Ass Clown

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by Anonymous October 26, 2003
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Sad Clown

After ejaculation placing a dollop of semen on each of a girls cheek-bones, so when she stands up, she looks like a sad clown.
That bartender had the biggest cheeks I’ve ever seen, she would make a great Sad Clown.
by D. Romer June 12, 2008
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flaming lesbian ass clown

A person of lower mental capacity who also happens to engage in homosexual love or buttfucking.
"hey warren, mitch is such a flaming lesbian ass clown. I cant belive he tried to have sex with scott."
by seankelley January 9, 2009
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