A Christian

When you hit a golf ball from one side of the green to the other.

For christs sake…. I’ve done A Christian. I’m off to the Red Lion, I’ll see you there.

by Ze Germans. February 16, 2024

christian and amiya

The best couple, obviously

Christian and Amiya are the best I'm jealous!!

by greenberg42 March 31, 2023

christian

the most wonderful husband-material like person; love of MY (the person writing this definition) life; soulmate; best person ever

hello, i would like u to meet christian but don't get too close cuz he's mine LOL ok bye

by prince ash May 9, 2022

Christian Werhner

This is a peculiar type of Christain. You see, everybody loves a Christian, they’re usually very kind-hearted and sweet on the inside. However, this is not the case with a Werhner. This kind of Christian is a rotten, terrible kid who will only grow up to be a loser. He has a couple close friends who he tries his absolute best to keep close, because he has no other ones. If you meet a Christian Werhner, it is best advised you stay away, as your life will only be affected worse.

“I just met this guy named Christian Werhner at the bar table over there, what an asshole.” - Lindsay

“Yeah he’s a loser … and he’s ugly too!” - Kelly

by Laserface4606 July 26, 2022

christian

christian is the type of person that comes up from behind you and slaps your butt. christian is very very gay. he sucks at basketball and can’t make a layup. he is skinny and has no muscle.

christian is a string bean

by dushaudb April 27, 2019

Christian

He is a hayawan

Christian is a hayawan

by Definently not malicious October 18, 2020

Christian Cavallaro

A strong and muscly boi with superpowers so strong even Thanos fears them. They include:
teleporting aliens from area 51 to his house
Eating beans
catching Wilson
breaking a $50 vase

"YO THAT'S CHRISTIAN CAVALLARO"

by SausageWarrior123 July 25, 2019