Cap Merchant

Someone who is constantly known for lying and not standing by their word.

Me: you online tonight?

Friend: yeah I’ll be on at 8pm

*now 10pm and still no sign of them*
Me: You’re an absolute cap merchant!

by Frostiee2209 June 27, 2022

Yum cap

A yum cap is a sex move where the man takes epoxy resin and pours it in a females belly button, ear, or nose. The male waits for it to dry, then chews on the dried resin during sex.

"Bro we had the best gang bang last night, the girl let all five of us get a yum cap.

by Racist Homophobic Man November 25, 2024

Cap

Cap, also known as LilCaptain5 is very very hot and sexy and cool. He does not make among us joke and he is very cool and awesome and he is cool.

Cap is a child.

The GIF below represents cap's height.

when can i go home please i haven't eaten in 8 years

random guy - "who was that one very very very very cool guy who is not TNTSWEAT?"
me- "LilCaptain5 is the best ever cool"

by bro who tf is taking my names September 6, 2021

Cap Lock

A pathological liar who seems to lie compulsively!

Bro 1: Man Darrell always making shit up

Bro 2: Yea bro he stay with his Cap Lock on !

by TrottSavvy July 20, 2022

Cap-cunt

A gatekeeper for Capcom games.

A conversation between Capcom fans
OP: “I like Resident Evil 8, it’s actually pretty good!”
Reply: “Preposterous! Nothing will ever beat Resident Evil 4!”
OP: “Oh lord, it’s a Cap-cunt.”

by ninuno January 24, 2023

Cap

(noun) the top of a bottle or can usually supposed to be screwed off

(verb) to say something is wrong; hitting your head with your hand up & down signaling that is "cap" which is also known as "capping"

Tim said Donald Trump is president... STFU that's so cap! He got arrested MF

by URDADGOTDAMILKIDIOT October 3, 2023

CAP

Hava

Hahahahahhava

Thats cap

by -toby August 3, 2022