free boob

An alternative to commando tits. To free boob it means to wear a top with no bra on underneath.

"My girlfriend is going free boob today."
"Savannah is free-boobing it today"

by titslover December 26, 2022

Boob-lon-tondra

The intentional or inadvertant use of a phrase that has multiple meanings, one of more or which is related to boobs or breasts.

Lady in checkout line: "Dang, that sale on Spaghetti-os was too good to pass up!"

Bag-boy: "those are really big cans... Of spaghetti-os I meant. Can I carry them out to your car for you?"

she replies "Was that a boob-lon-tondra?"

by rocketcitymama July 31, 2011

National boobs day

It’s national show me your boobs day!!! Show me them please

You show me your boobs now?? Please?? It’s national boobs day

by Mystmyss September 27, 2022

boob crev

The dark side of the boob, the fold under the breast.

"I heard that Nicole decided to dress up as Steve Urkel for Halloween."
"Yeah, it was a great costume, except that she had her pants pulled up under her boob crev. Not very Urkel-esque."

by Malingergeist April 29, 2015

Dead boobs

Boobs that have had a full life, full of happiness and bounce.

A-"Hey, look over there!"
B-"Damn, them some dead boobs."

by DrBonQuiQui October 02, 2016

maximum-boobs hug

What you attain by slipping yer arms underneath a chesty chick's armpits and then drawing her ample upper-body pillowz snugly up against yer own chest; this gives you total and completely-unrestricted access to said delightful warm plump pliable mammaries, and so you can really snuggle up to said bountiful treasures and super-savor her softness and her soothing heartbeat.

Giving a maximum-boobs hug to a cute sweet-faced chick who's "well-endowed upstairs" is indeed one of a nice guy's favorite and most pleasurable activities; just remember to be extra gentle and careful wif her oversize baby-feeders when canoodling wif her in this "totally submissive and vulnerable" way, since she will no longer have her own arms positioned in front of her to protectively nudge you backwards if you started accidentally pinching or squishing her tender delicate buxomness wif yer own chest or arms.

by QuacksO February 22, 2023

Pube Boobs

When a man gets fat in the belly, a secondary roll of fat develops below his belly button. When this fat rolls to either side of his penis, he develops pube boobs.

When my belly got too big to hold my fat, I developed pube boobs.

by leatherbootsstl September 02, 2017