spooky boner

when a man sees something that his brain can't choose whether the image is arousing and terrifying, so his penis gets erect out of fear and arousal.

dude 1: when I googled thicc aliens last night I wasn't sure whether to be scared or aroused.
dude 2: well what happened?
dude 1: I got a spooky boner

by ProbablyADegenerate September 6, 2020

Halloween Boner

When a woman or man gets turned on by a woman/man's Halloween costume.

You see her costume? I definitely have a Halloween boner.

by justdoit612 November 29, 2015

boner trap

When a guy gives up his happiness or possibility at success in order to bone a girl.

Jimmy: Yeah he didn't want to join our team because he wanted to be with Jennifer.
Corey: Dude, he got boner trapped.

by coherency September 5, 2018

Back Boner

When your spine gets stuff and hurts

Man I ran so hard today I got a Back boner
Well there’s no lube to ease that Back Boner

by Fudgedragon2005 January 15, 2019

Boner Fumes

When a male gets such an intense erection, that his dick crack opens up slightly, from which the sour, bleach smell of his pre-ejaculate can be nasally detected

“Craig (roommate), either turn off the porn or put a thumb on your dick-hole, cause this apartment is lousy with Boner Fumes”

by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021

Family boner

When one gets an accidental, raging hard-on/slippery-sloop in sight of an indecent family member.

"It was weird...he got a family boner when my towel slipped off. It was so embarrassing!"

by leeislove April 3, 2015

Stank boner

When you get a boner in yo pants then when you pull it out yo shit be stank.

Lamar- finna jerk off my dick. ah fuck my dick smell so good rn my shit smell like boo boo.

Jerome- *walks in Lamar’s room* euhhhh lil nigga got a stank boner! Yo Shit smell like ass bruh 😂 lil nigga go wash yo dick in da bathtub shit nasty asf.

by Crackheadniggerpenis October 9, 2022