by Womba Tomba Skeet September 24, 2018
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CANCER IS A BITCH.
FUCK CANCER.
I LOVED HIM.
He drifted away ever since.
I will never give up on you.
CANCER IS A BITCH.
FUCK CANCER.
I LOVED HIM.
He drifted away ever since.
I will never give up on you.
I' sorry Cooper, cancer is a bitch...
Cooper smiled, a tiny one, but,
I'm glad I'm here to help him....
Cooper smiled, a tiny one, but,
I'm glad I'm here to help him....
by AnditheAsian January 17, 2017
Get the Cancer Is A Bitch mug.noun; the arguement/disagreement and/or 'battle of will' between a guy and a girl, that ends up leading one or the other to want and lust for their partner.
Usually by saying things that aren't necessarily true, like admitting your wrong when your right, like setting up a pawn on the chess table. If you make the right strategic metaphorical moves, you'll end up saying "Check Mate Baby"
Bitch Chess is done via txt msgs the majority of the time.
Usually by saying things that aren't necessarily true, like admitting your wrong when your right, like setting up a pawn on the chess table. If you make the right strategic metaphorical moves, you'll end up saying "Check Mate Baby"
Bitch Chess is done via txt msgs the majority of the time.
girl:"I dont know if i want you to come over my house, my parents are home and i have alot of home work to do..."
guy:"Oh, thats ok, I can help you with your home work if you want or we can hang out some other time"
girl:"Ok, well actually why dont you just wait until i finish my homework, then i could stop by your place?"
guy:"Yeah, sure you can"
Check Mate.
girl:"Your such a fucking asshole you'll never change. Your the sorriest piece of shit i have ever seen"
guy:"Yeah? well screw you too bitch. I dont need your shit anyways."
girl:"Hahaha yeah right, You know your gonna miss this ass. Your pathetic. It's sad"
guy:"Yeah whatever, look leave me alone, i don't want shit to do with you, or your ass. Maybe when you can grow up and not act to immature we can talk again.."
3 WEEKS LATER
girl:"Hey, how have you been?"
guy:"pretty good how about you?
girl:"I've been ok. I was just seein if you wanted to hang out or something..."
guy:"Sure what do you wanna do?"
girl:"Idk, care if i come over in a little bit?"
guy:"Sure, if you would like to."
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guy2:"You still playin Bitch Chess with that one girl?
guy:"Yeah the final pawn fell into place earlier today lol."
guy2:"My manz."
Check Mate
guy:"Oh, thats ok, I can help you with your home work if you want or we can hang out some other time"
girl:"Ok, well actually why dont you just wait until i finish my homework, then i could stop by your place?"
guy:"Yeah, sure you can"
Check Mate.
girl:"Your such a fucking asshole you'll never change. Your the sorriest piece of shit i have ever seen"
guy:"Yeah? well screw you too bitch. I dont need your shit anyways."
girl:"Hahaha yeah right, You know your gonna miss this ass. Your pathetic. It's sad"
guy:"Yeah whatever, look leave me alone, i don't want shit to do with you, or your ass. Maybe when you can grow up and not act to immature we can talk again.."
3 WEEKS LATER
girl:"Hey, how have you been?"
guy:"pretty good how about you?
girl:"I've been ok. I was just seein if you wanted to hang out or something..."
guy:"Sure what do you wanna do?"
girl:"Idk, care if i come over in a little bit?"
guy:"Sure, if you would like to."
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guy2:"You still playin Bitch Chess with that one girl?
guy:"Yeah the final pawn fell into place earlier today lol."
guy2:"My manz."
Check Mate
by GFrock Da GenIuS February 5, 2010
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A bitch in which a guy has known since the sandbox. During their adolescence. The guy will be harrassed by his peers-- they all wonder why he hasn't hit up his sandbox bitch. One does not simply hit up a sandbox bitch.
A bitch in which a guy has known since the sandbox. During their adolescence. The guy will be harrassed by his peers-- they all wonder why he hasn't hit up his sandbox bitch. One does not simply hit up a sandbox bitch.
"Damn, jake and Kelsey have known each other since preschool, why ain't they screwing in the school bathroom?"
"Show some modesty bozo, Kelsey is jakes sandbox bitch, show some respect!"
"Show some modesty bozo, Kelsey is jakes sandbox bitch, show some respect!"
by Stuffwithrock June 24, 2015
Get the Sandbox Bitch mug.A type of basic bitch who is either a tertiary or superficial friend. They do not know that they are basic and you do not take them seriously. Most likely, you don't like them.
by fuglyface June 1, 2019
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Get the Anthony a bitch mug.A person who takes for granted a friend who drove all the way to San Francisco for them, just for them to turn out to be a fake bitch who chooses a toxic relationship with a hideous man over anyone any day.
She wants me to learn to be a better friend? Maybe she should learn how to not be an ungrateful bitch.
by Probablythemostamazingfriend July 22, 2021
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