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Christian. The absolute best friend you could ever have. People often take him for granted. Hes amazing with his perfect brown eyes and blonde hair. You sometimes wish he could be all yours. Its impossible not to love him. He is extremely funny and really sarcastic but is always gonna be there when your in need. Hes like your Hunan diary. When ever he holds you the whole world stops and you finally feel safe and calm. Hes just so perfect. Christian and Briea are often the most cutest together. If you ever meet a Christian. Never let him go.
Friend: Did u just see how sweet that guy is
Me: yea thats my friend Christian

Friend: lucky you i want to be his friend to
If your reading this Christian i love you
by beautiful girl8920 October 10, 2016
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A stupid ape like creature with hairy ass legs and hairy body dark complexion usually 5'4" in height and is socially awkward towards females. Especially the ones named "emily" has great friends though has a superiority complex and thinks that rwby isn't an anime.
Hey 'Christian' what's pimpin big chimpin.

You are like 'Christian' a monkey, an ape, absolute donkey of a human.
by People as persons October 18, 2020
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skinny white guy that happens to get all the women
girl have heard about that guy Christian omg he can have my kids.
by kleinschrxth December 24, 2019
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Usually the baddest female around, has a lot of niggas wanting her but she pays no mind to them. She's smart as hell and extremely caring for others when she wants to be and funny as hell. Don't get on her bad side cause she can be a bitch.
Dang is that Christian? She be getting all the niggas
by 10983892sup April 15, 2017
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the evolution of the holy roman empire formed by terroristic group of Black men who hated Black people
"That was mighty christian of you."
"Why, thank you child!"
"That was not a compliment you dweeb!"
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
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international hate on homophobic maga christians year

a yearly event made to hate on homophobic
maga christians thats celebrated for the whole year in every country
Person 1 : dude its international hate on homophobic maga christians year
Person 2 : hell yeah dude lets go harass homophobic people
by irapehomophobicchristians July 22, 2025
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Christian is over the simping again.
by froopy17 March 23, 2020
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