5 April 2063

The day, Humanity makes first contact in Star Trek.

Guy 1: Hey did you know when first contact was made?
Guy 2: Yeah, it was the 5 April 2063.

by SomeStarTrekdude November 28, 2020

April 12: National April 11 redo day

Its a redo day for April 11th which was national ass grabbing day. But if you couldn't do that, heres your chance.

April 12: National April 11 redo day

by teasquad April 11, 2019

April Fools Day

A day when people can lie about anything and if you are stupid enough you'll believe it then when they shout APRIL FOOLS! you feel like a dumb ass

GIRL: Yeah. If You Come Over, You Can Smash.
GUY: Ard. I'm Omw. Takes 2 Buses And Ah 30 Minute walk To Get To Girl's House
GIRL: April Fools Day You Can't Fuck Me! Yeaaa!

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by Arnold :) August 23, 2012

April Fail's joke

When you try to pull off a April Fool's joke and fail horribly.

Indie Radio DJ: Coming up next is Left Behind by Slipknot!
::listeners tune out, song finishes::
Indie Radio DJ: OH HO HO! April Fool's!
Random Guy: Wow, more like April Fail's joke.

by [B]saint April 1, 2009

Smack ass (April 13 )

On Friday April 13 is smack ass day , you can smack any ass

Smack ass (April 13 ) you smack any ass

by (()$$ May 25, 2018

Aggressive Anal April

starts 2 months after fapless February and no fingering February
Everybody has to do anal on this month either to themselves or on others , you can fuck anything you want as long it has an ass hole , eg: your book , vans , your pet dog , John cena .

Anson: You ready for Aggressive Anal April
Ethan: fuck yea mate it my chance to fuck my dog , my pillow , my mom and my hoodie

by ETHANANSONMILFAIDSLGBT March 31, 2019

April 26th, 1966

A great day in history! Nothing happened at all! Chernobyl didn't blow up or anything.

Person 1: Hey, I heard Chernobyl is in disa-
Person 2 (A Russian): No, no! It's all okay! We are fine! For fuck's sake, it's April 26th, 1966! A great day!
Person 1: ...Wha- okay..?

by evanhasadicktionary August 20, 2021