Snake

Someone who chats complete shit behind your back for no reason even when you havnt fell out and thinks it’s funny when people are taking the piss out of you

Snake: “have to you heard about Jess? Proper slag uno, she was dating mike and slept with his bestmate”

Friend: “no way that’s nasty”

by Jananaa November 15, 2019

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Gucci Snakes

Good, great, amazing, etc

"It's all Gucci snakes fam"

"That's hella Gucci snakes my g"

by JD IV September 15, 2025

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food snake

A turd, a shit. Especially a long, curling one, bonus points if an entire shot comprises a single, magnificent brown anaconda.

Hey Johnny, come get a load of this food snake someone couldn't flush in cubicle 3.

by EdgarLongstaff December 25, 2023

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White Snaking

When you take a caulking gun and stuff the nozzle in your anus and then shoot the gun so it fills up you rectal cavity with caulking from the gun. Then you shit it out and it resembles a white snake.

Man did you hear about Jerry last night? He was caught white snaking in the bathroom.

by Jared The Parrot November 21, 2023

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rusty snake

When shit dries and crusts to your penis.

Man I fell asleep after hitting the back door. Now I have a rusty snake.

by Rusty snake October 10, 2020

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Seat Snake

A seat snake is someone who snatches someone's seat when the original seat owner leaves to ex.) use the bathroom, get a drink, etc.

Person 1: Oh my god what a fun party. Its so fun, but I'm going to get another drink.
Person 2: Oh wow seat snake! *Snatches the person's seat.*
Person 1: Wow you are such a seat snake it's not even funny.

by AVeryStrongGaydar March 3, 2024

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