Jew Diving

The act of sniffing someones asshole.
Mostly done by Jews, due to their enormous noses

Hey look at that man! He's Jew diving.

by blackjew1423 March 17, 2020

Jew Jitsu

The martial art for kykes. It's jujitsu for jews.

Jewish Person "I'm warning you, I'm a black belt in Jew Jitsu!"

by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 26, 2025

Jews Law

As a discussion gets longer, the probability of a jew mentioning the ww2, hitler, or the holocaust in an arguement increases.

Guy: The fuck? You trying to swindle me?
Jew: OY VEY ANTISEMITE! THIS IS JUST LIKE THE HOLOCAUST WHEN 6000 ULTRILLION JEWS DIED.
Guy: Shut the fuck up dude, just give me my money back.
Guy 2: Just another case of Jews Law good sir.

by anonymous March 25, 2024

pink jew

a jew who has very pink skin

damn, this dude is a pink jew

by whoisthepinkjew May 27, 2023

jew tossed

Being hit in hockey resulting in your ass ten feet away from the person who hit you.

Wow, that kid really got jew tossed by the Division 1 prospect.

by werewolf1 January 19, 2009

Jew

A foul disgusting person with now feeling of empathy or kindness.

Get out of here you fucking Jew

by Big bad wolf 321 September 9, 2025

jew betting

betting a large amount of money, but only making a little bit of profit

Daniel is good at jew betting. He only profits about $2.15 from each $500 bet, but profit is profit.

by DIG BICK P June 5, 2025