Skip to main content

dirty Cruickshank

A dirty Cruickshank is the act of getting drunk at a strip club halfway through a divorce, then getting a hangover the next day and teaching a room of high schoolers what you don't know about.
My agriculture teacher pulled a dirty Cruickshank the night before a big competition.
by Juan R. November 3, 2022
mugGet the dirty Cruickshank mug.

Dirty Willa

To attack someone with a bucket of horse semen whilst yodeling then proceeding to have intercourse with a lactating camel.
I pulled such a Dirty Willa on jeremy last weekend
by NebJo November 8, 2022
mugGet the Dirty Willa mug.

Dirty Sockow

While sitting on your girlfriends face in the 69 position, so as to prevent her struggling from breaking the seal, fart in her mouth and/or nose and keep the seal intact until she farts your fart out of her butt.
I took my girlfriend to the movies last night and she kept dozing off. So I tossed her down and gave her a Dirty Sockow right there in the theater!
by NotMadeUpByMe November 15, 2022
mugGet the Dirty Sockow mug.

Dirty szymon

The act of taking a shit in another person's compost bin
He took a dirty szymon in the customers compost heap
by Dirty szymon October 14, 2022
mugGet the Dirty szymon mug.

Dirty cerasela

A dirty cerasela is the act of being impregnated by strangers and tape recorded during a gangbang by your vasectomised goose-eyed husband
Gabriela was taped during a dirty cerasela by her limp dick husband Dragos
by BogusAnalus May 17, 2022
mugGet the Dirty cerasela mug.

Dirty Ewan

The act of licking the toilet bowl after a close family friend/related individual finishes after a large shit. Often caught hiding behind the bathroom door and sneaking his way in.
Last night I pulled a dirty ewan, my hot family friend finished and I licked that stuff up.
by sexynoncecharlie December 27, 2021
mugGet the Dirty Ewan mug.

Dirty Ducati

When you fuck 4 baby's with only your two big toes and your pinky fingers. It can only be performed in a hospital broom closet.
I can't believe you pulled off a Dirty Ducati yesterday!
by Prisoner056 March 14, 2022
mugGet the Dirty Ducati mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email